In a field of green, a monster bison was seen, with fur as black as night and horns as sharp as a knife. Though its gaze may seem gentle, one must be careful not to meddle, for its size and strength could easily cause a fright. So be wise, and avoid the monster bison's side! And whatever you do, “DON’T PET THE BISON!”

All the deets:

• 99/1 cotton/polyester
• Classic width, rib collar
• Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
• Proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol
• Made with OEKO-TEX-certified low-impact dyes